New Terror Alert....

[RR]

So Iraqi Homland Security has posted:
http://timefortuckerman.com/photopost/data/500/415Scale.jpeg

[M@]

MMMmmm... fresh onion.

M@

[BladeGirl]

Hmmm, perhaps need something more pertinent:
White Alert = Massive Dump! Drop whatever you are doing, grab your loved ones if there is time, and head for the hills!
Yellow Alert = Have fun, but do not eat the yellow snow...
grey alert = make sure you bring goggles with good contrast
Brown alert = Sherburn melting fast, better get out there soon
Green alert = Mumster? Can we borrow your grass skis?
;)
-Fresh BG

[M@]

Hmmm, perhaps need something more pertinent:
White Alert = Massive Dump! Drop whatever you are doing, grab your loved ones if there is time, and head for the hills!
Yellow Alert = Have fun, but do not eat the yellow snow...
grey alert = make sure you bring goggles with good contrast
Brown alert = Sherburn melting fast, better get out there soon
Green alert = Mumster? Can we borrow your grass skis?
;)
-Fresh BG
Blue Alert - Expect Ice, sharpen edges

[Ispoiler]

Red alert = I knew I should have warn a helmet

[DMC]

I though a "brown alert" happens after you've downed a bunch of "mountain chilli" in the shelters and you have to make a ""poo 911" run to the latrines...

[Bannick]

I though a "brown alert" happens after you've downed a bunch of "mountain chilli" in the shelters and you have to make a ""poo 911" run to the latrines...

or an approaching Brown Note on the musical score....

[Skilasnow]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BladeGirl again