I must not fear

[M@]

Original:
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
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M@ version
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I must drink beer.
Beer is the kind filler.
Beer is the little drink that brings total obliteration.
I will face my beer.
I will permit it to pass into me and through me.
And when it has gone past, I will turn the little eye to pee its path. Where the beer has gone there will be only pee.
I hope more beer remains.