The General Managers of Cascade Brewery
(Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB
(Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) were at a national beer
They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink.
The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation "I'll have A Tooheys New."
The General Manager of Cascade smiles and says "I'll have a Cascade Draught, brewed from pure mountain water!"
The General Manager of XXXX proudly says "I'll have a XXXX Gold, the King of Beers!"
The bloke from Carlton says "I'll have a Carlton Draught, the cleanest draught on the planet"
The General Manager from Coopers glances at his lunch mates and says, "I'll have a Diet Coke."
The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head. He just shrugs and says, "Well if you blokes aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."