Australian Beer Joke

[PWDR8S]

The General Managers of Cascade Brewery
(Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB
(Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) were at a national beer
conference.



They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink.



The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation "I'll have A Tooheys New."



The General Manager of Cascade smiles and says "I'll have a Cascade Draught, brewed from pure mountain water!"



The General Manager of XXXX proudly says "I'll have a XXXX Gold, the King of Beers!"



The bloke from Carlton says "I'll have a Carlton Draught, the cleanest draught on the planet"



The General Manager from Coopers glances at his lunch mates and says, "I'll have a Diet Coke."



The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head. He just shrugs and says, "Well if you blokes aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."

[RR]

The Irish Revenge version:

The CEO of Coors, Budwieser and Guiness happen to be at a Phianthropic convention and decide to meet for lunch.

Peter Coors orders a Rueben and some Silver Bullet
August A. Busch IV orders a Cheesburger and a Bud Light
Colin Storm orders Fish and Chips with a Diet Pepsi

The other two look at Storm and shake their heads...
Storm sees the looks and says, " Well, if you fookin pansies aren't drinking, neither am I!"